Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Ebonics 101
Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...