People who don’t believe in retaliation…
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Free marriage ceremony
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First Man?
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Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
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Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
No Hemorrhoids
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Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...