Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...