10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!