Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...