Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...