Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...