13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...