Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...