Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...