DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!