Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed