There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Spelling checker
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Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.