Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.