Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
The Interview.
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...