Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...