grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...