His military etiquette
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yo mama so fat.. disease
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Never talk to the parrot
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Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
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Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
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