Drawing God
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Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
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A tadpole!
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Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
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Disorderly conduct
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Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....