Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...