Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....