Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...