Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...