Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Headline – read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.