What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...