Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...