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Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
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Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Have a first child
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Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...