After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...