Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...