Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...