The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...