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From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...