The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Type what I tell you
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How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Getting old when
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In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...