A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...