What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Internet highway blues
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Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...