Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”