Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...