Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...