What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...