What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....