Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...