Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.