The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...