Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...