Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!