Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...