Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...