Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...