Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.