Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...