Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...