Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...