Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...