Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...