God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...