A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...