Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...