Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....