Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...