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I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
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